"Not-So-Precise Computer Terms"
Copyright (c) 1994 Timothy J. Gallagher

     You have just down-loaded a FUNNY, FUNNY daily calendar
which includes hilarious computer terms and definitions.  This
calendar pokes fun at the computer industry, but you don't have
to be a geek or nerd to understand them.  The application is for
DOS and includes several phrases from our collection of terms. 
This will last about 20 days before it starts repeating.

BUT WAIT!  IF YOU REGISTER, YOU CAN GET A NEW LIST OF PHRASES FOR
THE ENTIRE YEAR.  That's right, a new joke every day.  365
hilarious, fresh jokes that will make you the envy of your
friends.  AND just for kicks we will throw in the

        WINDOW VERSION FOR FREE.

Just think, a new joke everyday in either environment.

Registering is easy.  Just send check for $11.95 to Timothy J.
Gallagher, HQ USEUCOM, Unit 30400, Box 215, APO AE 09128.  Make
it payable on a US Bank.  Please wait 3-4 weeks for delivery.  If
you wish to receive it faster, it can be mailed through
CompuServe.  Please indicate in your registration and ADD $2.10
(CompuServe charge to us for mailing the file.)

To run this program place it into a separate directory.  Then, in
your autoexec.bat put the line 

     <drive><directory>\nabdaily <drive><directory>

The program needs to know where the data file resides.

Have a good time with it.  Tell your friends about it.  Give it
as a gift.


Sincerely,

Timothy J. Gallagher
73651,17